This is your brain on Poodles

Things going on in my head (likely not a surprise to those close to me):

• OMG we have to go to the Vet this morning. OMG OMG OMG
• What if he tries to vaccinate her?
• What if she is forever traumatized?
• What if he isn't nice to her? to me?
• What is the bus/train ride scares her too much?
• What if she has too pee?
  
• OMG
• Why hasn't she peed yet! She last peed at 4AM....it is now 7:30AM. Did she pee somewhere and I missed it?
  
• What is her name?
• Winnie (as in Winnie the Poodle)
  
• Emily? (I like Emmaleigh) but that is soooooo close to Cindy's Emmeline and Helene's Emma. Probably not a good idea.
• Minnie (Mini)
• Josephine?
• Hailey?
• Will she make a good performance dog?
• What should I be teaching her right now?
• How much "socialization" do we do each day?
• Is it a big red flag that she was nervous at the store yesterday?
• OMG
• Why are these dogs on opposite bathroom schedules?
• Did I choose the right vet?
  
• Why....?
• How come....?
• What if.....?

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh